bootydisaster: elite four more like elite full restore
1st week of school: i'm looking forward to the rest of the year and i'm going to make it onto honor roll and i'm going to make so many friends and it's going to be alright
2nd week of school: oh my fucking god
harleyquinnsexual: solluxcaptor: unclefather: if you drop a baby the 5 second rule still applies the 5 second rule only applies to things that you’re going to eat so it does apply
Sam why don’t your friends like me? Joey they never liked you. Oh.
I remember this feeling. When you like somebody and you aren’t sure if they like you back. I wish I could understand women.
BORED OUT OF MY FLIPPING MIND! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Flight attendant: would you like some headphones?
Me: how did you know my name is Phones?
skankpatrol: Can we cuddle? In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I’ll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You’ll watch in horror as i transform into a great white shark. I’ll then proceed to bite down on...
craughed: you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole
thefirebenderwiththedragontattoo: My dad said, “You can’t have any chicken nuggets yet you have to wait until dinner.” and i said, “okay.” BUT I REALLY STOLE TWO NUGGETS WHEN HE WASN’T LOOKING
loki-chan: do you ever see someone’s opinion and just and you try not to say anything because ok everyone can have their opinion but you’re still just
capitol: tumblr founders
district 1: tumblr famous
district 2: tumblr popular
district 3: gif makers
district 4: multifandom blogs
district 5: fanfiction blogs
district 6: blogs that talk to everyone
district 7: resources blogs
district 8: graphic makers
district 9: theme makers
district 10: funny blogs
district 11: hipster blogs
district 12: tumblr beginners
district 13: saved urls