August 2012
Batman: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up, Bruce. We're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES, BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
July 2012
I love adventure time
Every single year
Me: I wonder whos in my class??!?!
*person walks in*
Me: OHHHHH HELLLL NOOOOOOOO
me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me: where the fuck is my towel.
2 tags
Emily why do you live in Texas.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Sam got a boy friend, oh dang guys.
Looks like this is going to be rubbed in my face alot back at school.
at a supermarket
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
most-awkward-moments:
I don’t even have a computer.
Woman gives birth
Woman: I think I'll name her Sara.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
