That awkward moment when your mom tells you to...
thatfunnyblog: and you’re all panicking like “WHERE IS SHE????!!!!!” and when she finally comes, you’re like http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
When you're told to wait in the car by yourself...
Expectation: Reality: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
I love being home alone.
thatfunnyblog: I creep on the neighbors … I cry over things … I dance like nobody’s watchin’ … I go out for a drive … I do things I’m not proud of … I sit on the computer for 17 hours … I eat anything I see … I pretend to be the best dancer and singer in the world … I cry some more … And, then everyone comes home, and their like “What’d you do all night?” And, I’m...
When your name is in a math problem.
I FUCKING BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS for some reason this made me laugh so hard. that gif just gets me hahahaha http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Good thing our students don't answer this way
Chemistry Physics Math Physics Physics Math Chemistry Math Astronomy http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
That moment when you say out loud to a customer “Inception a bag within a bag!” and the customer replies “I think we can go deeper how about you try a bag within a bag within a paper bag!
Getting a Nalgene
Indestructible? Please just give me a katana or something like that
People always ask me: Hey joey do you hate your sister? No sir i don’t she has down syndrome, autism, and is nonverbal. The reason i don’t spend time with her as much as i would with my brother is because she tries to hurt me and i can’t talk with her. People say maybe she is not trying to hurt you. I took that into account the second my mom walks away she pulls my hair and...
I’m starting to realize some things about myself and about other people. I can’t say that i like some or any of the things.
29 more days
And I gained followers!
Only 19 more hours
Until im in an airplane with a suitcase carry on going to a land of mystery