sluttyoliveoil: sluttyoliveoil: what does the teen boy say after murdering a man haha no homo(cide)
greekgogurt: i wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things
mynationaltreasure: toinfinityandbeyonce: smilingemoticon: kanyewesticle: usb-dongle: kanyewesticle: it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning oh my god fucking fandom references WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM? THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
westbor0baptistchurch: inbox: does tumblr have cheat codes it’s called being physically attractive
lovelynessdreams: the-fandoms-are-cool: kit-pocket: coelacanthteeth: imagine an entire room and it’s all bed no floor, just bed you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there all is bed AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs
shiddi: I am the horniest being to ever exist. i am a large horn. i am a trombone
likearadiowave: momgenes: A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean....
When you meet an attractive person that is in...
shakeweights: i’m no hero i check my bed for spiders every night before i go to bed just like everybody else